Saturday, 6 February 2016

The floor should be mopped!

Well here we are in the Emirates lounge all ready to depart. There is food and drink and The G has already got herself outside of a Duck and Pea Pie. I am drinking a sparkling water. I am abstemious and self-righteous. If there were chips then it might be a different story.

The Emirates lounge in Sydney: tastefully appointed
and well-stocked with food and drink
We left home at 14:01 which was one minute after the scheduled departure. I would like to say that I was the one who delayed us but I cannot. The G had been on a tight schedule all morning and she tells me that the only thing she failed to do was mop the floor. I had to pause awhile to process this piece of information. I looked at it every way I could but I could not see this as a failure in anyway at all. My schedule consisted of a final bash on the piano and disconnected the TVR's battery. Both these tasks were completed on time and to budget.

Robbo has been briefed on care-taking duties: he is a fine fellow and will discharge his duties splendidly. Of course the raspberries are coming and he has been instructed how to freeze these properly. This I know he will do as on our return The G will whip up some raspberry-based confection of which Robbo will be the beneficiary. He easy to please.

The drive to Sydney was uneventful. We remarked that to the best of our joint recollection we have never done the drive from home to Sydney without there being rain. The weather did not disappoint this time though there was not much precipitation. We parked at Car Park 7 at the International Terminal. The G had organised this: it’s only a couple of hundred bucks for the three weeks we are away and, even with petrol and so on to go up and back, it’s cheaper than the flight from the Moruya Intergalactic Space Station. And anyway as I discovered last time Rex Airlines doesn’t guarantee that any bag over 15kg will travel with you.

The G’s bag was packed to the gunwhales – so full that it would not properly balance on its wheels, wanting to topple over but in fact remaining in astable equilibrium. I was feeling pretty good about my bag and its weight as I could have fitted tons more stuff in it. I was stunned when my bag weighed in at 19kg and The G’s at 18.9kg. I cannot think how this could be.


I will weary you no longer, gentle reader, with this drivel.

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